It Must Be JOKING

Couldn't quote a single as so many were good~~~

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

( Should us serve Malaijai/mui this???)

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Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

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